Well I missed my workout today. Don’t worry though I have a totally legit reason. There was a “gunman” running a muck on my campus, thus making the rec center off limits.
Seriously, I am not joking.
Is that the best excuse ever or what?
Fortunately, the gunman did not in fact have a gun. He actually had… drum roll please… an UMBRELLA!
Do these look threatening to you?